My big brother, the Game Master, attended church with Unca and Girl Cousin. I didn't go...Nana and Aunty forgot that I need a CAR SEAT in order to ride in a car.
Hello!
Instead, I taught Aunty a lesson.
A lesson about ham and my deep abiding love for it.
Oh Ham!
How I love you
Oh ham!
How I love you
because you're tasty
yes, you're tasty
Oh ham, how I love you!
your salty goodness
your salty goodness
makes me smile
all the day
Oh ham!
take my blues away
You see what I am holding? It's ham. I adore it. I love it. I would marry it if I could. While I hold other foods at arms length with disdain, ham I embrace. Ahhh, ham.
The only problem with ham is that I cannot stop myself from eating it. MUST EAT HAM!
*The ham song was written by my cousin J and his rockin' blues guitar.
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